CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHING!

Yet more wonderful clothing from Miss Terry Lightfoot from To-a-T! Men, hold on to your tack-ties! Here comes…

WAISTCOATS! WAISTCOATS! WAISTCOATS!

And yes, Ladies…more dresses! And if you hunt for it, there is free HAT in the vendor!

SO MANY DRESSES!

Finding the hat is good practice for…yes you guessed it…the STEAM HUNT! Yes, the Bazaar will be in this year’s GLORIOUS Steam Hunt!

As always my dear friends I try to find you the best things to sell from all over Steamlands to increase your wardrobe and workbench, as well as my wallet! Do YOU build things you would like to sell? Visit me on the pier! All are welcome at Velvel’s Shanghai Bazaar!*

*THIS OFFER NOT VALID TO MEMBERS OF THE STEELHEAD TONG OR THE FOX BATTALION

Mayor Lunar has informed me that in about a week, he will adjust the rating on the Steelhead Shanghai sim from Mature to Adult. This is required in order to satisfy the new Terms of Service issued by Linden Lab. This means that if you are a customer (or vendor) you MUST be Age Verified in order to enter the sim as well as my store!

I am sorry if this inconveniences you, but having just registered myself I can tell you this process is quite easy and painless. Also the Lab says on the site that as long as you are not the subject of a police investigation *eyes shift nervously* the identifying information you give them is erased immediately after it is verified. Then you can all go back to your opium dens and brothels like nothing ever happened.

P.S. Any rumors you may have heard about me being an angel in disguise are completely ridiculous! I will not even discuss it!

SAKIGAKE CyberWerx - When what you were born with ain't good enough!

Nova said she and her companion, Rogue Pleasure Unit SX-069 (Six for short) will soon be building more bodies and body parts with local materials and run on coal. She said she was looking for “Diesel fuel” for her and her partner. I think I may have heard about a guy named Diesel at a World’s Fair recently, but I’m not sure. I suggested she speak to Miss Hilra, who I am told is also from THE FUTURE.

Nova, Miss Six and Bobbijo Jonson

Here is Miss Nova and Miss Six with a local customer, Miss Jonson, who was graciously unfazed by the…umm…direct conversations of the android ladies in the room. Miss Six asked me what Steelheaders like me like to do “for a good time”. I suggested she try fishing off of my pier. Always relaxing, with the slightest bit of suspense. I think she was looking for something more intense…I mentioned the supposed opium den in Shanghai and she started wandering towards the hotel. Do mechanical women smoke? I mean…besides from their engines?

Please note that those outfits are NOT half off at my store, but unlike at her other locations, her clothes at MY store are Transferable and therefore make the perfect gifts!

Yooma Mayo's Snowmaking Jetpack!

Hurry while supplies last!

Fantastic photos of Steelhead Shanghai! Don’t miss the spectacular view Krystine Qinan gives us of…*cough* my sign!

Also I read there is a new Steamland out there called BlakOpal on the map, but known locally as Rechara. Steam for Everyone!!!

Enjoy your goggles from Yooma Mayo, Miss Pussywillow!

Also, upstairs I am now vending the Shirtless Against Breast Cancer 2010 Calendars. Now in Mens, Womens, Jagers and Furry flavors! All proceeds go to fighting breast cancer!

What is that smoking mountain in the distance! Why it must be Steelhead Mt. St. Helens! It will be a tumble and rough kind of place, so you better come to my store and stock up on Fizzworks guns!

I also wish to welcome the Babbage Urchins to Steelhead! You are welcome to catch fish off my pier. But stay out of attic!