NEW VENDOR! SAKIGAKE CyberWerX

SAKIGAKE CyberWerx - When what you were born with ain't good enough!


My dear friends! Since my storefront was designated as a TARDIS landing site I have met many people from fascinating times. Last night I was approached by a deadly android lady from THE FUTURE named Nova Sakigake (she says she used to live here in Steelhead as “Clee-Too” or something…) and at her request I will sell her handiworks…the most amazing artificial EYES and BODIES you will ever see!

Nova said she and her companion, Rogue Pleasure Unit SX-069 (Six for short) will soon be building more bodies and body parts with local materials and run on coal. She said she was looking for “Diesel fuel” for her and her partner. I think I may have heard about a guy named Diesel at a World’s Fair recently, but I’m not sure. I suggested she speak to Miss Hilra, who I am told is also from THE FUTURE.

Nova, Miss Six and Bobbijo Jonson

Nova, Miss Six and Bobbijo Jonson

Here is Miss Nova and Miss Six with a local customer, Miss Jonson, who was graciously unfazed by the…umm…direct conversations of the android ladies in the room. Miss Six asked me what Steelheaders like me like to do “for a good time”. I suggested she try fishing off of my pier. Always relaxing, with the slightest bit of suspense. I think she was looking for something more intense…I mentioned the supposed opium den in Shanghai and she started wandering towards the hotel. Do mechanical women smoke? I mean…besides from their engines?

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