Welcome Yooma Mayo to the Bazaar!

Young Master Mayo brings his spectacular Steampunk inventions to us all the way from the Land of the Rising Sun! Wear them! Ride them! Fly them! Send them on errands! Use them to light your way!


I also have new logo from Lovelace Stock and Trade, and Subscribe-O-Matic by front door! No more kicking out your favorite groups for other favorite groups! Join the club!

*No fairies harmed in making of headsets.

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Published in: on October 9, 2009 at 4:42 pm  Leave a Comment  
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In House

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I went to big party at Blue Mermaid at Caledon on Sea. It was wild party. So wild I cannot tell you…
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…except to say it involved Boobie-Thon. Am looking forward to Thon. Is for fighting Cancer, you know?
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Next night I go to Winterfell Absinthe to hear poetry at Hut des Jagers. Fuzzy monsters also with boobies on the brains.
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Someplaces they throw plates on ground at parties. In Winterfell they throw books and pillows. I wanted to throw something heavy at same dvorak who came into Mermaid with same placard for his own event. But he ran too fast.
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I relax at sukkah Magdelena Kamenev built for Harvest Festival in Caledon Caer Firnas. Come and see!
Published in: on October 2, 2009 at 7:18 pm  Leave a Comment  

Lots of Hunting

I finished the Steam Hunt, then I went on the Steelhead Harvest Hunt. Much harder that Steam Hunt, but not as long. Why harder? Is not all the same object you hunt. A turkey, a bottle, a pumpkin, a corn-maize, you never know. Also in beautiful settings is much easier to hide produce. And to fall into underground river. And to fall through hole in bridge as I walk from store to JLU building. (Please fix Mr. Mayor please? Am worried about customers drowning. Especially if they have not got to store to buy things yet.) Also not all things in Steelhead Hunt is in Steelhead!

Also, remember farm with maize maze? They have 4-H type contest with metal animals. And cow with digestion problem. You hunt for pictures on the other journals. I already got hurt trying to take pictures of metal animals. I don’t do it again.

I walk past the Dog Park of Miss Davies in Port Harbor. Man was taking his woman for dog-walk. Not a standard breed. I tell Miss Davies. She hunts them down. They left before I could get pitchfork and torch.

I find new tavern in Port Harbor, across from creepy carnival.

Published in: on October 1, 2009 at 12:48 am  Comments (1)  

The Time of the Signs

Tinus Koskinen sells great tiles. He also makes great signs. I say hey, you make me signage, I give you room to sell tiles in my stores. He makes great tiles. Writing signs? Well…

Big problem…I ordered lots of beer mugs with old logo. What to do? Hmmm…

Published in: on September 22, 2009 at 5:54 pm  Comments (1)  

The Port Harbor Explosion

I do not remember how I found my self there, or how I got in to help the gazelle get out. There are times when things simply must be done, and the Creator guides us to the place and time to do these things.  In Russia there were many. many people I could not save. But here in Steelhead I work to save one, even if he is crazy. What was it the Rabbi said? If you save one life, is like you save the world.

Published in: on September 17, 2009 at 2:05 am  Comments (3)  
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Celebrating the Mooning

I was invited to Radio Riel party with Mitsu Figaro and Toumi Yoshikawa. They play tradition Japanese music where men with big drums try to knock over audience with boom-booms. Lots of Consulate peoples show up. People I never meet show up as well. Lots of nice kimonos. I forgot my sandals, but nobody noticed. You want pictures? I have.

Published in: on September 15, 2009 at 2:57 am  Leave a Comment  

Voices and Faces and Races

First, am happy to say that Radio Riel is running my advertisement on their radio stations for next two months. I buy more timee later.

I invite two new vendors to my store. Mr. Tinus Koskinen with his wonerful texturees, and Miss Autopilotpappy Poppy with her paintings. I must make room. Maybe I throw out turtle vendor.

I just finish watching Steelhead Race. There were horses and a unicorn and elephant and large cat and wheelchair and giant snail. Veles Jagermonster won so strongly he went around extra time. Frau Annechen Lowey cam in second. Here, I show  you pictures.

Published in: on September 13, 2009 at 1:44 am  Leave a Comment  

At the Bottom of the Bay

The Steelheaders are silly types. Last night they dance under the water with mermaids and seahorses. I have mask and goggles for recovering merchandise sometimes dropped when Coast Guard pirates get too close.

Published in: on September 5, 2009 at 2:47 pm  Comments (1)  

First Inventory

I finish tending bar for Lady Gia. My new business start with help of Lady Darkling Elytis. She is witch, but in good way. She is patroness, like Tsarina, before they got too inbred. She is fortune teller. She say I am an old soul, and she say she know something about destruction of my stetl. She say it was not the Pogrom, something to do with the Old Mother. But that is other entry.

I invite Gerami Fizz to sell Fizzworks guns.

Darkling brings her collection of norty books and French postcards for sale. Is impressive collection. I set up reading room. She inviting her friend Terry Lightfoot, she is to be selling Chinese robes and cabaret clothes upstairs.

I hear Petable Turtles are newest craze. Are more resilient than chickens. I set up vendor. I get my first customer for starter kit! Gray demon lady I met fishing first time in Katat0nic. (Is spelled right?)

Lady Darkling shows me good spot on pier for fishing with 7Seas rod, and parking for TARDIS (small airship?) Green furry soldier with sharp teeth comes in, says name is Grigor Hairyshanks, asks me to sell lab equipment of younger Mason. Is table for attaching and removing limbs. Still trying to put it together to sell, am not Spark. Worried about my own limbs, please.

I announce first customer, now more Steelheaders want space in my store. Mrs. Nadir to sell men and women’s clothing. (Thank you for warm Fall suit!) Miss Lumia the cat lady wants to sell Chinese robes. More is merrier, is always said.

You want to sell in my store? Call me. We talk.

Published in: on September 3, 2009 at 2:05 am  Comments (2)  

Hunting for Steam

Am much enjoying the Steam Hunt. I find crowd in store strolling down Steelhead at #5. I follow with help of new friend to about #20. Most are very nice places. Steelhead, Caledon, Babbich, Breaking Away Arms Ada. Then I wind up in metal box with bright lights and gray people and cannot see the spinning gear.  The hint say “is noun and also adjective”. My English not so good, so I give up. I go back to #1, go a few numbers up and get stuck again. Is OK. I have nice furniture for the upstairs now. Bed in steam trunk reminds me of fourthclass travel on airship when I came to America.

Also have good outfit for altitude flying with rebreather. Cannot wear rebreather without blowing water up nose and spraying over walls, must be wearing wrong. I send letter to builder asking for illustration of proper use.

Steam Hunt goes for rest of week. Maybe I try to find more pieces.

Published in: on September 3, 2009 at 1:43 am  Leave a Comment